i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games
Friend: If you had a superpower, which one would you choose?
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.