collidewiththedicks

weeping-daleks:

jeansdad:

vaspim:

sniffling:

sunsetsinfastforward:

Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust.

some of these might actually be helpful but please do not put your fruit in the dishwasher everyone will be pissed off please

The Baja blast one goes hard

Also please do not ask for unsalted fries if you’re at a drive-thru. It will take longer time, the ones behind you could get pissed off, and the person making your french fries could get in trouble for making others wait that long.

who forgets if they shampooed

warpaintandposters
hereisyourfuckingaspirin:

spacemuffinz:

sharltonspensiter:

When the word ‘selfie’ became an actual word, my grandpa had me explain to him what it meant. When I finished, he found this picture and asked “is this a selfie?” I told him it was and he simply said “I was taking selfies before it was cool.” So here’s my grandpa taking a selfie in his Coast Guard uniform. (Circa 1959) Can we make my grandpa internet famous? I’d love to explain to him what Tumblr is. ;P

Your grandpa was kind of a babe

Nice

hereisyourfuckingaspirin:

spacemuffinz:

sharltonspensiter:

When the word ‘selfie’ became an actual word, my grandpa had me explain to him what it meant. When I finished, he found this picture and asked “is this a selfie?” I told him it was and he simply said “I was taking selfies before it was cool.”
So here’s my grandpa taking a selfie in his Coast Guard uniform. (Circa 1959)
Can we make my grandpa internet famous? I’d love to explain to him what Tumblr is. ;P

Your grandpa was kind of a babe

Nice